Your Grizzled Beard: Is It Hurting Someone You Lick?

It is buried deep within the nether regions of a piece on The New Floppiness-supposedly the most recent trend in male grooming-so you may very well have missed this rather important bulletin. Pay attention, beard-wearers: “Of course, the grizzled look poses its own perils, like a certain prickliness during one act of love.” In case that is still too obscure for you, we’ll just put it out there: She’s talking about cunnilingus. It’s a valuable lesson, but not exactly a new one. As Dorothy Parker so famously put it, “Men with soul patches are rough on girls’ snatches.” Now you have no excuse for not knowing!