Diminutive Canine Viciously Ensnared By Fierce Claws Of Monstrous Fowl

Okay, let’s see what we got here: Adorable animal in jeopardy? Check. Mournful average folks expressing their emotions? Uh huh. Deep, meaningful pauses in narration from the reporter? That’s a big 10–4. Yes, folks, I think we may very well have located the platonic ideal of a local news clip. I’m glad we were all able to experience this moment together.