Did Some Jerk Spill Your Coffee This Morning?

“As I brought my hand down from the rail on the 2 train today at around 10:10 AM, I smashed it into your morning java, sending it spilling all over the floor. I shouted sorry and tried to find you on the platform, but I was tired, confused, and the platform was a bit crazy, so I proceeded on to work with a great lump of guilt in my heart.” An Awl reader promises to buy you replacement coffee if you were the lady who was so atrociously mistreated this morning.