Science Finally Comes Up With Good Use For Human Body

This is crazy! Computer people at Microsoft and Carnegie Mellon are developing a system for “allowing the skin to be used as a finger input surface”-basically turning the human body into one big computer keypad. Soon, apparently (watch!), we will be playing Tetris on little screens on our palms, using our fingers as joysticks! I am not creative enough to figure out the porn/masturbation possibilities for this technology-I’m sure someone in California is already hard at work-but Sarah Palin is going to be able to do like a whole PowerPoint thing for her next interview.