A Musical Compendium Of Current Popular British Shagging Stories

A working knowledge of the many celebrity scandals which keep the natives of Knifecrime Island too passive to do anything about the absolutely appalling conditions in which they live (if you can call it living) would certainly be helpful to your enjoyment (if you can call it enjoying) of this humorous “song” by “Chenille Steel,” but it is not completely necessary because there’s something oddly delightful about its sheer awfulness. (You can read some of the lyrics here, if you can call it reading, or those lyrics.) Internet, I just don’t know about you sometimes.