I Got Your Big Hot Dog Right Here

It's like looking in the mirror, with my gut as the bun

“Shortly after the American Academy of Pediatrics called for a redesign of hot dogs (to prevent accidental choking in toddlers), we learned about Chicago-based Big Hot Dog…. The Big Hot Dog is a hot dog-shaped, 7-pound blend of veal, beef and pork. It’s 16 inches long and 4 inches in diameter. The idea is to divide it into burger-patty slices and cook the slices on a grill.” [Via]