Old Person Excited About Old Record, Using The Word "Cocksucker"

One of the best albums of all time-the New York Times once called it “rock ’n’ roll’s version of the Great American Novel,” which makes no sense because its creators are English!-is getting reissued. Come May 18th, Exile on Main Street will be released in an expanded version (with ten new, or newish songs.) There is also a DVD, says the Times, “of a new Rolling Stones documentary, called ‘Stones in Exile,’ which uses footage from an earlier, unreleased Stones film whose name we cannot print here. (The second part of its title is “Blues.”)” We can print it! It’s “Cocksucker!” “Cocksucker Blues!” I’m deliriously happy!