Dim Princeton Freshman Signs Herself Up For Lonely, Friendless Four Years

So here’s an exciting op-ed in the Princetonian! I can’t decide which of these sentences I like more. Is it: “She knew what would happen if she started drinking.” Could be! Or is it: “We live in times when sexual discrimination has, more or less, disappeared from our society.” CAN YOU GUESS THE TOPIC YET? Oh, dear freshman-who, because you are so young, we will not use your name so as not to further destroy your now-horrific Google record-we were so close to taking back the night and now look at the night, now no one has it. (via)