New York's Slowest Drug Stores To Join Forces

To the world of commerce: “Walgreen Co. agreed buy Duane Reade from private-equity firm Oak Hill Capital Partners for $1.08 billion, including assumed debt, making the nation’s largest drug-store chain also the market leader in New York City.” How great is that? Once Walgreens and Duane Reade join forces, they can get their most efficient staff members together and really put forth a top-notch, super-fast customer experience for-sorry, it is just too early in the morning to try to make this one work.