"Sober" Keith Richards A Disappointment To Alcoholics Everywhere

The report that Keith Richards hasn’t had a drink for four months seems a little sketchy in that whole “a source close to [X] reports” way, but if it actually turns out to be true, the suggestion that “Keith decided to quit booze after seeing his bandmate Ronnie Wood start drinking heavily again” has got to be a literally sobering reproach to Wood. If Keith Richards stops drinking because he thinks you have a problem, well, you have a problem.