BBC: "Big Behinds Are Preferable"

A team of researchers at Oxford University have declared that carrying extra fat around the hips, buttocks and thighs is healthy, protecting against heart and metabolic problems. As we know, fat around the stomach, producing the dreaded “apple shape” torso is bad. “It is shape that matters and where the fat gathers,” said lead researcher Dr. Konstantinos Manolopoulos, to the BBC. Hey, nice rhymes, bro.