'Perry V. Schwarzenegger': So Much Hilarity

To make a far-too-early prediction? Charles Cooper, who is defending Prop 8 in court today, is going to get his ass handed to him. His craaaazy interpretation of Loving v. Virginia cannot possibly sit well. We particularly enjoyed (rough transcript):

“Judge Walker: If the President’s parents had been in Virginia when he was born, their marriage would have been unlawful. Doesn’t that show a tremendous change in the institution of marriage?”

“Cooper: Racial restrictions were never a feature of the institution of marriage. [Laughter in our courtroom.]”