Minibike Service Lets You Drink With Confidence

This local news piece about a service you call when you’re too tanked up to drive yourself home that sends a man on a tiny scooter to escort you back in your own automobile is, I guess, interesting enough as it goes, but you’ll want to pay special attention at about the 1:55 mark where there is an important aside that is delivered in the most bizarrely cheerful fashion. I guess we all make amends in our own ways.