Why Would You Even WANT To Be President?

“This is all one big overblown latke. I feel that we need to save our communal kvetching in reserve for when it’s more called for and really matters.”
-Rabbi Levi Shemtov addresses the GIGANTIC CONTROVERSY over the Obama White House Hanukkah party, which is apparently a huge “fuck you” to the Jewish community because the guest list is slightly smaller than last year’s.