Mac Don't Smoke

Everyone who laughs at me for using a PC-and you know who you are-can suck it-and you know what it is*-because guess what? Even though I’m not an effete, trend-swallowing, self-satisfied Mac devotee, at least I can smoke near my computer without worrying about voiding the warranty. Put that in your iPipe and smoke it. Or, actually, don’t, they won’t fix it for you. SUCKERS.

*My cock.