We Are Currently Hiring a Rock-Star Programmer, Along With the Following Positions

by Paula Duhatschek

1. H.R. Superhero
2. Content Ninja
3. Social Media Gladiator
4. Accounting Samurai
5. Twitter Viking
6. WordPress Leprechaun
7. Sales Wizard
8. Operations Genie
9. Supply Chain Hobgoblin
10. Engineering Leviathan
11. Business Development Soothsayer
12. Data Deity
13. Marketing Oracle
14. Digital Folklorist
15. UI/UX Gargoyle
16. Copywriting Banshee
17. Photography Nymph
18. High Priestess of Search Engine Optimization
19. Financial Hippogriff
20. Public Relations Valkyrie
21. Accounts Payable Subdeacon
22. Administrative Succubus
23. Building Security Demigod
24. Eternal Patriarch of Reception
25. Custodial Grand Master
26. Byronic Courier
27. Coffee Monarch
28. Intern, the Great and Formidable (unpaid)
29. Claims Processing Marvel
31. Clerical Omnipotent
30. Temping Maven
32. Vacuum Virtuoso
33. Shipping Numen
34. Customer Service Maestro
36. Doyen of Fry Cookery
37. Whiz-Bang Cat De-Wormer
38. Casual Labor Guru
39. Wunderkind Washroom Attendant
40. Shipping and Processing Laureate
41. Crackerjack Septic Tank Pump Technician
42. Slack Czar
43. Technology Evangelist
43. Editorial Fellow

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