Men of Fortune

More men ought to be doing what women did historically: improving their economic prospects by marrying well. With apologies to Jane Austen, even a man who is not in possession of a fortune will still be in want of a wife — ideally one who has a fortune of her own.

One suspects few men will have any problem with this particular avenue toward gender equality, especially “a man who is not in possession of a fortune” but wants a PlayStation 4.