Names of 'Guardian' Reader's Pets in Order of Relative 'Guardian'-Readerness
by TG Gibbon
- Bob
- Audrey
- Douglas
- Sophie
- Hodge
- Rick
- Otto
- Benny
- Elmer
- Pepper
- Rasputin
- Princess Poppy Purrington
- Fritz
- Chumley
- Cuddles
- Duke
- Nutmeg
- Fluff
- Whiskey
- Owsley Bear
- Little Red
- Bobo
- Spike
- Wilf
- Boris
- Pookie
- Bunty
- Shadow
- Biff
- Hamish
- Mimi MacMac
- Agatha
- Cyrus
- Denzil
- Gyp
- Pogue
- Boeta
- Nevis
- Muffin
- Pepsi
- Mash
- Twinkle
- Bengo
- Wiggins
- Tuffy
- Cato
- Fatty
- Munch the Magnificent
- Suki
- Illy
- Bruiser
- Oliver
- Master Maximus Meowington
- Snafu
- Mouse
- Mighty Big Red
- Buzz
- Zacharias
- Floquinho
- Ashoka
- Cleo Snow
- Dan
- Pepita
- Chicken
- Gandamack
- King Fudge
- Orpheus
- Ziggy Pop
- Charlie Pickle
- Cosmos
- Odo
- Saar
- Naki
- Bigwig
- Wilco
- Kafka
- Dorkin
- Cushion
- Lola
- Ada
- Sir Floyd of Shoreditch
- Chaplin
- Roxy
- Findus
- Nibbler
- Dooshka
- Punasaur
- Darwin
- Alan Shearer
- Vashti
- Schroedinger
- Purcell
- Cohen
- Fidel
Sources: Guardian readers’ “cat in a box” photos; Guardian readers’ “best friends” photos.
TG Gibbon is on Twitter and used to have a pair of peafowl called Gertrude and Captain Amazing.