"There's Bears In The Pool!"

What is it that the kids these days say? “This could be us but you insist upon playing?” Well, precisely. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to present you with what may very well be the summit of the bear video in its present form. Henceforth all bear videos will have to reckon with its mastery. Years from now, whatever shape the bear video takes will be both an acknowledgement of and reaction to its all-encompassing influence. Summer may be ending, but my God, what a way to go out. It’s rare when you can say that you were present at the creation but today you may.

And there’s even a happy ending. Enjoy. [Via]