What Dumbass Problem Are America's Most Annoying Parents Worrying About Now?

“Some parents have responded to the Atticus news by questioning the author’s intent: Nearly 60 years after writing the book, did Ms. Lee truly want it published? Others have taken comfort in the fact that ‘Watchman’ is said to have been written before ‘Mockingbird,’ and so it was a draft, they say, not the evolution of their cherished Atticus. But there are those who worry that the book will prompt an unfortunate questioning of their children in the future: Which Atticus were you named for?”