Stairway Busted

Which will come first: the end of winter, the moment when Jesus sends forth His angels and they gather out of His kingdom all things that offend and do iniquity and cast them into a furnace of fire so that the righteous might shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father, or the fixing of the broken escalator in Penn Station? It’s a trick question! They all herald the moment of the Final Judgment, so if any one of them occurs the other two are probably happening simultaneously.