Marco Shuttle, "Olga"

What day do you think it is?

Here is some good news: It’s Thursday. I say this is good news because this week has been so long already that you have no doubt lost all sense of where you are, spatially, inside of it, and you have been so beaten down by its endless oppression that if someone were to tell you it was Wednesday — or, God forbid, Tuesday even — you would simply nod and put your head back down and go about whatever terrible business it is you go about in our time of ceaseless toil. But no, it’s Thursday! Only several hundred thousand more hours until the weekend! Here’s some Italian-school deep techno for you to enjoy.