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BREAKING: These dinosaurs are helping their injured dinosaur friend get home to his dinosaur wife and family.
THIS JUST IN: This dinosaur is haunted by the specter of a ghostly, miniature version of himself and a bipedal creature that is the constant companion of the ghostly, miniature version of himself.
COMING IN NOW ACROSS THE WIRE: Jesus was a dinosaur.
UPDATE: Dinosaurs are outwardly very critical of smoking but if you’re out drinking with them they will 100% try to bum a cigarette off you in the back alley.
BREAKING NEWS: Dinosaurs are not good dancers.
JUST IN: Dinosaurs were not anime villains, as much as contrary evidence might suggest.
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