You Won't Believe The Latest Stupid Trend Out Of Brooklyn

“The thick, flowing beards adorning hipsters from Williamsburg to Park Slope are driving follicly-challenged New Yorkers to a little-known but growing field of plastic surgery — facial hair transplants…. [Plastic surgeon Yael Halaas] said an increasing number of ‘hip’ and ‘fashionable’ young professionals in their 20s and 30s are seeking the procedure. ‘I get a lot of detail-oriented people — artists, architects,’ the doctor said, noting that beard-centric neighborhoods such as Williamsburg, Bushwick and Park Slope have each delivered four to five clients to her practice in the past year.”