NFL Haiku Picks, Week Seven

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10/19 8:25 ET Kansas City -3 At Oakland

The once-defeated
formerly undefeated
Chiefs probably win

PICK: CHIEFS

10/22 1:00 ET Tennessee -6 At Cleveland

These teams play once a
Week against each other in
Hell’s hottest circle

PICK: BROWNS

10/22 1:00 ET Jacksonville -3 At Indianapolis

Instead of watching
This game take some little kids
to the library

PICK: JAGS

10/22 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -5.5 Cincinnati

I think the Bengals
Took the last couple of weeks
Off to find themselves

PICK: STEELERS

10/22 1:00 ET At Minnesota -5.5 Baltimore

These two purple teams!
One will win and one will lose!\
Both will be purple.

PICK: RAVENS

10/22 1:00 ET At Miami -3 NY Jets

Some how the refs will
Come up with some new way of
Helping the Jets lose

PICK: DOLPHINS

10/22 1:00 ET At Buffalo -3 Tampa Bay

I think all home games
For the Bills should be played in
A row with huge snow

PICK: BILLS

10/22 1:00 ET Carolina -3 At Chicago

The Panthers have been
A little disappointing but
The Bears are straight poo

PICK: PANTHERS

10/22 1:00 ET New Orleans -5.5 At Green Bay

Aaron Rodgers is
Injured and so the Packers
Will not win this game

PICK: SAINTS

10/22 1:00 ET LA Rams (At London) -3.5 Arizona

All the games they send
To London are utter trash.
Both these teams are weak.

PICK: RAMS

10/22 4:05 ET Dallas -6 At San Francisco

This used to be a
Great rivalry but now it’s
Like monkeys pooing

PICK: 49ers

10/22 4:05 ET Seattle -5.5 At NY Giants

5 and a half points?
Why is it this week’s spread for
Like half of the games?

PICK: SEAHAWKS

10/22 4:25 ET At LA Chargers -1.5 Denver

This game should only
Be televised on the dead
Clown TV channel

PICK: BRONCOS

10/22 8:30 ET At New England -3.5 Atlanta

It is rematch time!
Too bad both Super Bowl teams
Look kind of weary

PICK: FALCONS

10/23 8:30 ET At Philadelphia -5 Washington

The Eagles will win
This game unless Washington
Does which would be bad

PICK: EAGLES

This week, do something nice for someone you barely know for practically no reason like Dave Bry used to do all the time.