Road Hog, "Booty Race"

No, the world didn’t suddenly get okay again while you were asleep.

Photo: Douglas Palmer

You know what’s good right now? PRACTICALLY NOTHING. We don’t need to belabor the point, you know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s bad. Given everything going on right now I think that, as sad as it was for everyone, I’d just as soon return to the time when a different celebrity was dying every day. Remember that? When all the celebrities were dying? You were upset, sure, but you didn’t spend every second of your life in a crippling panic of existential dread whose source you could actually pinpoint, which was somehow worse because it revealed to you just how powerless you actually are. Anyway, there is something that is good in this world, and it is Road Hog’s new one, Haul Ass. Get it and play it in the background during your most upset times, which is all the time now. Enjoy.