Jad & The, "Oscar Nom"

It’s like they want you to stay home today.

Due to nothing working the way it’s supposed to anymore, pretty much every subway line you might need to take this morning is either not running or experiencing delays. Plus the weather is gray and dull and [checks news] that guy is still the president. Go back to bed. You deserve it. Here’s something to listen to if you’re already stranded on a platform. Enjoy.