From The Disruptor's Haggadah

Dayenu, said no one ever.

“Jewish culture is in the mainstream, it’s popular, and that’s something any brand would want to jump on,” says Danya Shults, 31, founder of Arq, a lifestyle company that seeks to sell people of all faiths on a trendy, tech-literate, and, above all, accessible version of Jewish traditions.” —Bloomberg

Dayenu:

If God had made us “the chosen people,” which is a great name, from a branding perspective: It would have been enough

If God had carried out judgment against our former employers in a breach-of-contract suit: It would have been enough

If God had led us out of wage-bondage and into Y Combinator, where a sea of investors parted for us on demo-day: It would have been enough

If God had totally slain our first-born sales numbers, just absolutely killed them: It would have been enough

If God had given us “Wandr,” the app for navigating desert environments for periods of up to forty years: It would have been enough

If God had fed us “Manna,” the new kosher superfood and protein substitute from Heeb’s Herbal Supplements (the makers of “Matzo Muscle Bars” and “Tuchus Toner”): It would have been enough

If God had given us Don’t Worship The Golden Calf: And Other Business Wisdom From The Torah in paperback: It would have been enough

If God had led us to “Mount.Sinai,” a digital lifestyle community for gentiles to sample Jewish culture in a non-threatening, apolitical way: It would have been enough

If God had given us “Shabbat Strategy Sessions,” a Friday-night meet-up and networking event for business Maccabees to share learnings from the battlefield of commerce: It would have been enough

If God had built us “Holy Temple”, a private social-club for Jewish millennial influencers/entrepreneurs located in Gowanus: It would have been enough

Martin Bergman lives in New York and is at work on a novel