The Best Celebrity Gossip Right Now Is Also Political Gossip

And it’s not even about Tronald Dump.

Want to hear the best gossip I’ve come across in a while?

It’s really juicy.

First of all, it’s as American as a gossip item can get, I’m pretty sure.

It’s got politics.

It’s got showbusiness.

It’s got our not-so-distant colonial origins, rife with group-fed fear and a loose grasp on the sciences.

Are you ready?

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Zach Braff and Mitt Romney are related to the same accused witch (from the Salem witch trials).

Mitt Romney and Zach Braff Are Related to the Same [Accused] Witch

Have a great day!