Matt Karmil, "Juicy Fruits"

Have you figured out who to avoid for the next six days?

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Your mission in the time we have left is basically to not let anyone who is going crazy about the election right now infect you with their agitation. I would suggest staying off the Internet altogether but I know in our modern world this is impossible and even if you did manage it the people who seriously wet their pants about polls would still find a way to get in touch. I am not a big believer in bullshit hippie solutions to the problems of existence but I would not look down on you right now if you investigated some breathing techniques for short-term assistance. We’ve all got to do what we can these days. Here’s some music that will distract you for several minutes. Enjoy.