The Saddest Bear In The World
Does he remind you of anyone?
In a mall in southern China, in a tank near the arcade
A polar bear named Pizza staggers round and seems dismayed
He shakes his head, he paces and he sadly sniffs the air
No wonder people say he’s the world’s saddest polar bear
He stands there looking lonely under artificial lights
He’s trapped in that enclosure and it haunts his days and nights
His will to live is fading as he sits and spins his wheels
I saw it on the Internet: I know just how he feels