The Internet Was Down Today

That’s why you didn’t hate yourself as much as usual

The Internet was down today and everyone was mad
Well, that’s the way we were at first, but then the thought was had
That maybe things weren’t terrible without those links to click
We didn’t spend the afternoon upset and feeling sick
We weren’t weirdly angry and we didn’t need to cry
We realized that hours passed without wanting to die
We somehow all felt better with no Internet around
So hear me out: This Monday let’s all burn it to the ground
Let’s gather round the servers and let’s stab them with some knives
Let’s kill the fucking Internet and get on with our lives
We’ll finally all be happy and we’ll finally all be free!
Please join me on my Internet extermination spree
If we can kill the Internet and make life sweet and fair
Wait, what’d you say, it’s up again? Eh, fuck it: Like and share.