Earth Trax, "Flowers"

You can officially ask this week how your ass tastes.

You started this week with one goal in mind: living long enough to see Friday. The road was hard, the obstacles against you seemingly insurmountable. At times — Remember Tuesday? Remember Wednesday? Let’s not even talk about Thursday, because it’s still too raw — you didn’t think you’d make it. You were ready to give up. But something inside of you said “No, I can do this. I am not going let this week get the best of me. I will fuck this week until it loves me.” And you did it. You did it. You made it to Friday. Your reward is two days before you have to start all over again. Here’s some bouncy house music to play you over the finish line. Enjoy. You’re a fucking hero, and don’t let anyone tell you different.