How To Cook A Fucking Steak: The Movie

For some reason this happened.

Look, the world in which we live stopped making sense to me a long time ago, so don’t expect answers or explanations about what follows.

If you are someone who prefers words to video, here you go. (After you read it please spend a second feeling sorry for the sad sonofabitch whose legacy this idiot post will be. Mere language cannot convey the depths of his shame.) Now let’s try to get on with our lives without mentioning it again. Thanks.