Top 10 Brooklyn Baby Names, 2017

Sneer if you want but the long tail on this is going to be amazing.

Photo: Paul Keller

10. Hatauque (pronounced “hot take”)
9. Story
8. Oats
7. Trahnque (pronounced “tronc”)
6. Dad
5. [NEED GOOD POKEMON JOKE TO MAKE UP FOR TRONC BIT DO NOT POST WITHOUT]
4. Cupping
3. Harambe LaCroix
2. 69
1. Nice