Fiona Brice, "Berlin" (Donato Dozzy Montecirceo Remix)

I bet you’re ready for some weekend, huh?

It’s just around the corner. Photo: Metropolitan Transportation Authority / Leonard Wiggins

Ah, the weekend. Since the dawn of the week man has yearned for its beautiful embrace. Soon — so soon that the glands in your tongue are salivating over its sweet flavor and every time you close your eyes you see its alluring figure beckon you toward it — you will find yourself inside the weekend, and then every care that weighed you down over the last five days will seem weightless and transparent and in no way worth the worry that you wasted when considering how they would work out. Then of course the weekend will leave you in your sleep and you will be confronted once again with the sheer inescapable horror that is your life. But that will come later. Right now let us anticipate the weekend. Press play, close your eyes and enjoy, it is almost here.