The 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' Remake Is Going To RUIN MY CHILDHOOD

That’s it, that’s the joke.

I don’t know why I am expected to be happy that every precious memory I have of the unabashed embrace of sexual fluidity and the deep-throated advocacy of perversion that meant so much to so many young people in darker times is going to be sacrificed on the altar of our stale, mimetic society’s desire to wring every possible penny out of the blue-remembered thrills of the past. This whole thing is heartbreaking. What about my feelings? What about my sensitivities? What about my — wait, is that Tim Curry? It is! Oh my God we’re all so old.

I guess this thing happens on Halloween, which will probably be a nice break from the election and stuff. Still, MY CHILDHOOD ETC.