Words Feel Me

If I were the one telling people what words not to use I would choose “late capitalism,” “gendered,” “liminal,” “bonkers,” and especially “performative” or any other jackoff Judith Butler bullshit people put out when they want to preempt an argument but sound like they went to college while doing it. Still, some UNC History professor thinks we should stop saying “I feel like,” and as the man who wrote the law establishing that the worst thing is knowing what everyone thinks about anything, I cannot but nod in agreement. Seriously, though, get the fuck out of here with “performative,” you empty-headed fraud. We’re all laughing at you every time you say it.