Oh My God Get The Hell Outside

If you are in New York right now and you are not having a hard time seeing any of this text because the sun’s glare is making it difficult to read, I have to assume that you are still indoors and the only reason is you have some sort of job where a human life depends on your continued presence and attention. I hereby give you permission to tell the person in your care that he has had a good run but that all things come to an end and unfortunately you will not be able to complete the surgery because it is so fucking nice outside that you cannot spend another minute out of the sun. Given the way the year has gone thus far who knows if you’ll ever see it again? GO.