Facebook Live Breaking New Ground In Showing You Ugly People Doing Stupid Things

I thought the one thing that we all agreed on about journalists was that they are too hideous to ever be shown to the general population. The real crime of Facebook Live is not the way in which it is dumbing down an already intelligence-depleted population, but the fact that it is breaking the social contract in which we read what journalists have to say so long as we’re not forced to see their horrifying faces. Good Lord, children could be watching these idiot videos, do you want to scar them for life?