Ross From Friends, "Talk To Me You'll Understand"

Why do people still love “Friends”? I have a theory: People are stupid and lazy and easily satisfied, and if you give them something that makes them feel like they are being amused without having to work very hard they will be infinitely contented. A nice thing about this theory is it also helps to explain the inexplicable sense of affection we are told young people have for the show, young people being even stupider than the general population which, as we have established, is rather stupid indeed. So there you have it: People like “Friends” because people are stupid. It’s no big mystery, but I’m glad we got a chance to clear it up if you were troubled by the question. Anyway, Ross from Friends is a pretty good name for an act. Enjoy. [Via]