Lines of Text I've Clicked to Exit Pop-Ups, Ranked From Least to Most True

by Julia Phillips

35. Marathons are easy
34. I’m not interested in celebrity friendships
33. I already have a bikini body
32. I know it all
31. That soap scum isn’t bothering me
30. I’m not interested in free recipes
29. I don’t want to see celebs without makeup
28. I know exactly how much my stove installation will cost
27. I don’t enjoy long, luscious, clump-free lashes
26. I am happy with low traffic
25. I’m not interested in increasing my growth
24. I’d rather stay in the dark about this and let others have the advantage
23. I don’t like winning
22. I don’t need sex tips
21. I’m not looking to lose weight
20. I’m not interested in winning free things
19. I’m not interested in beauty tips
18. I don’t care about the future
17. I prefer to pay full price
16. I don’t think our generation needs a voice
15. I don’t like exclusive deals
14. I have infinite energy
13. I don’t want 25,000 more visitors to my site
12. I’m not interested in protecting my skin
11. I don’t want to find out if he’s the one
10. I’d rather go buy ketchup
9. I don’t like to get more customers
8. I’m not interested in the 12 shoes every woman should own
7. I don’t need today’s most important stocks
6. Keeping up in the IT world is unimportant to me
5. I prefer more popular cars
4. I’m not a fan of shiplap
3. I like eating unhealthy food
2. I’m all set for right now
1. I’ll stay out of the loop