A Sunny Day In Glasgow, "Hey, You're Mine"

This song is both pretty and catchy but there is a part in the middle where, if you are a habitual user of performative work application Slack, you will hear something that sounds exactly like you are receiving a direct message and you will suddenly be filled with resentment toward your neediest colleague. Now that I have warned you about it, though, you are free to discard that emotion and simply enjoy.