What Would A Bikes-Only City Look Like?

Imagine a place where a million dudes in lurid, too-tight pants and terrible headgear stare smugly despite their squashed testicles and low sperm motility and barely wait until you finish your sentence so that they can perform their well-practiced monologue about how incredible it is to get around town on a bike because it’s amazing exercise and you’re making a difference for the environment, man. Doesn’t sound quite so cool now, does it?