Some Bad News About The Asteroid That Will Kill Us All

Those of us who spend our days longing for a giant piece of space rock to wipe all human life from the face of the planet will find only disappointment in this list of the objects currently hurtling toward Earth. I understand your chagrin, and I’m frustrated too. But as an optimist I will remind you that Science is often wrong, that the unexpected occurs with some regularity, and that there are plenty of other things we as a species are doing right here, right now, that may result in our extinction without even needing to be eradicated by a massive impact from the skies. Cheer up, it could still happen. We will all die yet!