Rian Treanor, "A1 (The Death Of Rave)"

I know how hard it is to even get out of bed most mornings so let me start you off on a positive note: We remain, for the next two days, more than four weeks away from Thanksgiving. You can still conceivably see that terrible holiday as something in the distant future instead of the looming locus of dread that will eventually consume your every sober thought and riddle your mind with anxiety and fear. Want to know something even more uplifting? Christmas is more than two months away! You could die before then! I’ll tell you, it’s tough to stay upbeat, but if you look hard enough there’s always a reason to smile. Enjoy.