The Low-Cost Way To Get Yourself Into (And Out Of) Marriage

“I’ve been married twice, once for three years and the other for five and counting. I spent less than $500 on each wedding, mostly on food. To each, I invited fewer than 20 people. I managed to keep wedding presents down to a useless picnic basket, four soup spoons, and a bottle of wine. I still haven’t been on a honeymoon. Did that make it easier to divorce when I did the first time, and more likely to do it again this time? Probably.”