Successful Comedic Actoring: How

Do you want to be a successful comedic actor? Of course you do! Let’s face it, nobody likes or admires you right now and given your terrible personality and lack of future potential in any other industry the only chance you have for people to treat you with respect — or to at least pretend to have respect for you so they can take advantage of you or attain some proximity to your success — is to get yourself on TV or in the movies (or, if you’re really lacking in talent, on the web) as a performer of some kind, and if we’re being honest we’re going to have to admit that you’re not so stunning in the looks department, so really your only shot is making people laugh in the couple of beats before the funny ethnic stereotype character says something about how different it is here in America. It’s not much, sure, but do you know how those people live? It is SO MUCH BETTER than staring at the Internet in the middle of the day and hoping your air conditioner doesn’t conk out. No, you need to be a successful comedic actor and you need to start right now. Here’s how. You’re welcome.