Nothing Matters (Except Social Media)

“We — and I mean ‘we’ in the most sweeping generalization of ways, you and me and every millennial we know — like to pretend that social media doesn’t matter, even as we lurk among the tweets and Instagrams of our former lovers and hate-fave the Instagrams and tweets of friends we don’t talk to anymore, or deliberately plant sexually provocative tweets and devastatingly hot selfies as a trap for the people who are, we hope, creeping on us.”
 — Oh my God I’m so glad I’m not young.