Deradoorian, "The Eye"

Some readers have registered displeasure at earlier remarks I made in which they feel I characterized the American Midwest as boring, devoid of culture, unpleasant to spend time in, charmless, lacking in intellectual stimulation and generally existing as a nightmarish wasteland of stultifying vapidity where the only inspiration comes from hopes for escape, plus everything there has at least two sticks of butter in it, including one stick of butter. I’m deeply regretful if that is the impression I conveyed — I realize no one likes to see the place they’re from insulted, no matter how hellish it may be — and I’m sorry if I was a bit glib in an item that was meant to be lighthearted and fun. By way of apology, Midwesterners, let me share this song from the forthcoming Deradoorian album with you; it’s a terrific-sounding track that you are sure to enjoy, and if you listen to it today and learn all the words you will absolutely impress your friends with how hip you are when it finally makes it out your way in a couple of years.